Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Killing Jim Carrey...
Okay so im just going to set this up for you. I usually have some pretty crazy dreams. Like i dont mean to brag....but they are pretty much awesome. But lately a haven't had any that i can remember....im in sort of a dream drought i guess you could say. But the dream i had last night definitley got me out of the dry spell i was in. So in my dream i get a call from my good friend jacob (yes, the jacob in our english class) Jacob proceeds to tell me that Aaron (my other good friend who is in fact in the same english class as well) is having a mongo huge birthday party and that we are all invited...woot. So i drive to aaron's house where i see several other party goers waiting for the party to begin. A few minutes after arriving aaron tells us that we are going to all spend the night in this giant fort in the middle of a field. So we all go to this fort and im not going to lie...this fort that we were supposed to stay the night in was uber creepy. Im talking rotting wood, bloodstains....the works. So everyone (including Aaron) flips out and decides to bail out on the birthday party and go home. So that leaves me by myself. And i decide in my infinite wisdom to stay in this fort overnight because after all its just an old creepy fort where people we probably slaughtered in...no biggie. So night falls...and by that i mean the sun did one of those time laspse things so it went from the afternoon to midnight in oh i dont know...4 seconds. And once it got dark all hell broke loose. Like i hear all these strange noises and stuff at the base of the fort, almost like something is being summoned. I look down to see what awaits me. And looking back up at me is....Jim Carrey as the Riddler. So i dont know wether to run or wait for him because i am in fact a huge Jim Carry fan. But the 12' butcher's knife i saw holding in his hand quickly persuaded me to try to escape from the fort. So Jim Carry finally gets up to the top and i am stuck up there. He keeps laughing and doing these crazy Jim Carrey faces (which i find hilarious) while he inches closer with this knife...then all of the sudden...i hear a horn. I look down and its my girlfriend in this wicked awesome car. "Andrew, jump into the car!" she screams as she revs the engine. So i jump down into the car and look up as i see Jim Carrey scream and turn into a flaming skeleton and then watch the fort blow up. I felt kind of bad that I ended Jim Carrey's career and his life but it was either me or him....and to be honest his movies have kinda been suckin it up lately so i felt no remorse. So i ended my dream drought by killing Jim Carrey....which, in turn ended his bad movie drought. A win win situation if you ask me
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One word comes to mind when I think of your writing style... "imagination." You have a great ability to recall your dreams in great detail. I think you should continue writing about your dreams because it's very entertaining, and above all, Unique!
Talk about your crazy dreams. I was wondering whilst reading how you were gonna kill Jim Carrey and the ending surprised me. By the way, remember to capitolize the "I's" and not to use the word "like" so much. Peace.
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