Spring Break...Part Deux

Oh you didnt think that I would leave out the best part of Spring Break would you?!? This part of SB was sooo eventful that it needed its very own blog post. Im going to give you some backstory on this before I inform you on "The Incident" that ocured to me over Spring Break...

My big toenails have been a' hurtin' for a few months now...I mean like wow these mothers hurt. The nail was infected and it was super nasty gross. It bled, smelled bad and was hard to look at. ANYWAYYY...so on Monday I went to the podiatrist (foot doctor) to get it checked out. The moment Dr. Gohil saw my toenails he said in a thick Indian accent: "Ohh dear dos are very very bad and must come off TODAY!"

Now when he said the words "come off" I was kind of confused and then I realized it...BOTH of the toenails were going to be ripped off with a pair of pliers yeah i know... freakin pliers.

So he lays be back in this huge chair and tells me to "relax" as he pulls out a huge ass shot. He claimed that the needle needed to be big so it would "hit the nerve" my foot would become completely numb. He then told me that I would receive 4 shots in each foot...FML.

He gives me the shots and I dont need to tell you how bad they hurt, and I already have a thing with needles anyway. But after my toes were numb he went to work and what I'm about to show you may bother you. I am deciding to show you exactly what he did to my toe instead of simply telling you. Dont watch this is you have a weak stomach and I am being serious. This video is a less professional version of what happened to me, but you will get the idea. So without further adieu I give you...my Spring Break.